I didn't want to say anything until it was somewhat official but I finally have my idea and paper work set for my new cereal....the official cereal of the NYC BMC....ok, ready?
MOUSTACHEY - O's! An Excellent Source of 9 Vitamins & Minerals
Made from crunchy oates and moustache hairs from jailed inmates!
Key Food is interested!!!!
A clump of hair at the bottom of every box!
MOUSTACHEY - O's!