Uh-oh! Looks like Hatchy's plans to win the NYCBMC "Patchy" category may have just hit a rough patch.
"Dear Hatch Fans,
Bad news! Poor Hatchy got ruffed up by his own dog!
Let’s hope that nasty bruise clears up before the big competish...
- The Hatch"
I asked him for more information on the injury, and here's what he had to say:
"I Came home rip-shittied, let the dog out, wrastled a bit, and as far as I can remember, she walked past me (i was on the floor) and her mega-tail whipped across my brow. Within seconds there was a huge goose egg. Must have popped a blood vessel. Had a whole bunch of people over, it was quite the scene."