New Contestant: Hatchy!
Hatchy will be competing in the "Patchy" category, and judging by that scraggle, he's gonna be tough to beat. Also he plans to give himself a haircut to match his face:
"I might also patch up the top o' my head, so i've got matching patch. A Match Patch, if you will."
That does it: I've got Hatchy Fever!